{"id":589,"date":"2012-05-28T04:42:38","date_gmt":"2012-05-28T04:42:38","guid":{"rendered":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/?p=589"},"modified":"2012-05-28T09:45:52","modified_gmt":"2012-05-28T09:45:52","slug":"why-i-am-not-a-parent","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/?p=589","title":{"rendered":"Why I Am Not A Parent"},"content":{"rendered":"<p>Look at <strong>this<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p style=\"text-align: center;\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter  wp-image-590\" title=\"BabyMaki\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/BabyMaki.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"307\" height=\"270\" srcset=\"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/BabyMaki.jpg 480w, http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/BabyMaki-300x264.jpg 300w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 307px) 100vw, 307px\" \/><\/p>\n<p>It&#8217;s from the shop window display of a <strong>family portrait photographer<\/strong>. But it made me think of <strong>this<\/strong>:<\/p>\n<p><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" class=\"aligncenter size-full wp-image-591\" title=\"tekka-maki\" src=\"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/wp-content\/uploads\/2012\/05\/tekka-maki.jpg\" alt=\"\" width=\"230\" height=\"258\" \/><\/p>\n<p>And what would the <em><a href=\"https:\/\/en.wikipedia.org\/wiki\/Sashimi\"><strong>sashimi<\/strong><\/a><\/em> be like? Perhaps like the best <strong>tuna<\/strong>: tender, fatty-<\/p>\n<p>Ahem. I think I&#8217;d better stop there. ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Look at this: It&#8217;s from the shop window display of a family portrait photographer. But it made me think of this: And what would the sashimi be like? Perhaps like the best tuna: tender, fatty- Ahem. I think I&#8217;d better stop there. ;p<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"closed","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-589","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-sam-in-japan"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=589"}],"version-history":[{"count":10,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":610,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/589\/revisions\/610"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=589"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=589"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"http:\/\/www.mynameiso.co.uk\/news\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=589"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}